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The Story So Far...
Uncle Leon was born in a backseat in the Arizona
desert, raised up among the smokestacks and aluminum-sided jungles south of
Detroit, and educated at the lunch counters and cassette racks of every truck
stop in between.
Meanwhile, a surly Tele-slinging roustabout named Charlie
Cheddar lost a drunken wrestling match and, as punishment, was forced to play
guitar with Uncle Leon indefinitely.
In the summer of 2006, Uncle Leon held a nationwide talent search looking for the perfect new drummer. After three months of grueling auditions, background checks, and myspace-style personality surveys, a sleek rock'n'roll diamond emerged from the paradiddling rough. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Sara, the newest Alibi. Sara made her stunning debut with Uncle Leon & the Alibis on September 9 as part of the Brooklyn Country Music Festival.
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Soon after, they encountered the wonderful Baby Maria who, fleeing
sexual slavery in her native Spanish villa, had no choice but to join the band.
Her hardship, however, was short-lived. A drunken sexual encounter (and
resulting pregnancy) with a very famous singer proved to be her ticket out of
the dead-end band. At last report, she was opening a school for exotic dancers
somewhere in Wyoming. 
